lionheartedladysif:

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Faring as well as I can be, captain.  Though there seems to have been a problem with a crate of rations- insects crawling in the box, rotting the whole lot of biscuits.  The ladies will have to go without their bread until we can get more.

Toss the infested boxes overboard. I don’t want them spoiling the rest. We’ll make port and resupply tomorrow. [There’s a pause] Unless, of course, we come across a ship worthy of boarding beforehand.

lionheartedladysif:

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Dearest Lady Sif — how are you this evening?

strategichomelanddivision:

Assassin's Creed Alphabet

Q is for Queen Anne’s Revenge 

potcmeme: [1/2] ships
      Queen Anne’s Revenge

goshilovearrows:

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That…Don't hurt me.

You’re so strange. I know this is old news but sometimes it just — hits me.

goshilovearrows:

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Calm down. You smell like pickled peppers.

What does that even mean?

goshilovearrows:

I’ll do it for ya—

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goshilovearrows:

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Bite your tongue. 

I don’t know how.

©LB